theblacksophisticate:

thecelestialchild:

but…who are any of you and have you ever been invited to anything on this level? multiple times over? performed for millions? had a lead role on broadway? i guess what i’m asking is… what are y’all doing besides trying to throw shade? she’s paid, loving life, and living her dream… and a sister to your favorite performers. the real shade is you all CLEARLY know her and actively seek out chances to “read” at a first grade level. you’re reaching. instead of trying to clown her, maybe you should take a few notes… cause…

And in THAT order.
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yesshesthetallone:

New Vid - Some Little Bits of Skit

I’ll be honest - a bit unhappy with some of it. but i’m never happy with my videos.

so… here it is, go watch it if you want to. 

shout out to teenagefarts helyon gherkind foxiiesocks 

Im such a dumbass I actually thought these girls im studying with were ‘watering down’ their fruit juice bc it was too strong…but honestly tho who starts drinking at bloody 11am lmaoo

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

g4mz33sb1tch:

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

I wonder how many people rebloged this not knowing it was a Homestuck reference

IT’S NOT A HOMESTUCK REFERENCE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HOMESTUCK IS 

thesoundofonebrainthinking:

People in Ferguson Still Need Help!

This website contains a wealth of useful information on ways to help the people in Ferguson, how you can organize and participate locally, and helps to spread the word and keep the message strong. 

I got tagged by george 0newaystreets to post the first 20 songs that come up and I have a test in an hour but im so bored im just gonna do this ^_^

  1. Energy - Keri Hilson
  2. Kill of the Night - Gin Wigmore
  3. Losing You - Solange
  4. Kiss Me - Sixpence None the Richer 
  5. Not Ready to Make Nice - Dixie Chicks (Dixie Chiks go off let me live)
  6. S&M - Rihanna
  7. Young Blood - The Naked and Famous
  8. C’est la vie - B*witched (dont ask)
  9. Haunted - Beyonce
  10. Teen Titans theme song - Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi
  11. Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield
  12. About You Now - Sugababes
  13. Only Girl In The World - Rihanna
  14. Sunny - Boney M
  15. Dont Lie - Black Eyed Peas
  16. Why Not - Hilary Duff
  17. Toxic - Britney Spears
  18. Take Care - Drake
  19. 90’s Music - Kimbra
  20. Feel Good inc - Gorillaz 

This is not as embarrassing as I thought it be and I guess I’ll tag helyon kwikemart and lachydoo go for it if u want if you dont then honestly square up im ready to fight






chimpwithumbrellahat replied to your video “So I was nominated by lachydoo helyon and kwikemart a few days ago for…”

u nominate matt but no ME!i wasnt gonna do anyway

I didnt NOMINATE YOU because I DIDNT THINK you would DO IT!!!!!!!!!

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

portraits-of-america:

     “I just did eight and a half years in federal prison.”     “What was the worst thing about it?”     “The racial tension.”     “What else was really bad?”     “The guards. They hate prisoners. If you hate children, would you work at a kindergarten? If you hate animals, would you work at a zoo? Why work in prison if you hate prisoners?”     “What do they do?”     “They mess with your mind, try to break you down: cold room, one blanket.”     “You think they do it on purpose?”     “Why else would they do it? They know you’ll be cold. They know it will mess with your head. That’s just one small example—there’re many other things. If you don’t find a way to keep yourself sane, you’re going to re-enter society as a nutjob, a weirdo, messed up—all of the above. It’s called a correctional institution, but their goal is to mess you up: the guards, the system, they want you back.”     “What do you do to stay normal?”     “You think about your family—but some guys don’t have families.”
Scranton, PA

portraits-of-america:

     “I just did eight and a half years in federal prison.”
     “What was the worst thing about it?”
     “The racial tension.”
     “What else was really bad?”
     “The guards. They hate prisoners. If you hate children, would you work at a kindergarten? If you hate animals, would you work at a zoo? Why work in prison if you hate prisoners?”
     “What do they do?”
     “They mess with your mind, try to break you down: cold room, one blanket.”
     “You think they do it on purpose?”
     “Why else would they do it? They know you’ll be cold. They know it will mess with your head. That’s just one small example—there’re many other things. If you don’t find a way to keep yourself sane, you’re going to re-enter society as a nutjob, a weirdo, messed up—all of the above. It’s called a correctional institution, but their goal is to mess you up: the guards, the system, they want you back.”
     “What do you do to stay normal?”
     “You think about your family—but some guys don’t have families.”

Scranton, PA

girlfights:

Remember when Camilla went Mortal Kombat mode on Elease?

kwikemart:

my hair is so whack after i shower

kwikemart:

my hair is so whack after i shower

So I was nominated by lachydoo helyon and kwikemart a few days ago for the ALS Ice Challenge to raise awareness for ALS and now im nominating Jordan thiccho Rachael foxiiesocks and Matt hentai1080p you guys can eithrt do the ice challenge or donate $100 to als.org . Have fun! Stay safe :-)